** author's note: this poem was intended to be like a 'conversation' so it's kept simple on purpose **
When we start dating
We all discover our preferences
That we keep on the back burner
For future references
Some men like their women small and skinny
Some like 'em curved
Like an ancient goddess of virtility
Some like 'em white, some like 'em black
Some like 'em latino, asian or mixed
But lets face it
Most men like all of that
Some like their woman as they like their food
Easy and cheap and fast
Risky for ur health
But apparently
Some men can see the adventure in that
There are patient men who will wine and dine you
There are respectful men who will try to get to know you
There are men who will settle
For anything with a breath
And then there are men
Who want to date a poet...
Now
When u want to date a poet
U need to realize that
Everything comes in extremes
Emotions are never just emotions
Her love will be doubled and
Her pain will be tripled and
Her confusion will leave u
Mentally crippled and
Ur lovemaking will be supreme
Once she wrote about it
Know that
U can never replace her pen and pad
But u could be a subject in it
U will love how
She makes last night sound
Like two gods melting together
In the passionate fire of paradise
While it was nothing more that
Pure lust
She will write u poems
That will make single people go:
"Oh I want someone to write me a poem like that"
And she will write u poems
That will make married couples go:
" Why dont u ever write me a poem like that?"
When it's all sugar and spice
And everything nice
U will fall in love with the words
That drip off her lips
Her good night wishes
Followed by soft sweet kisses
Will hum u to sleep
And she will watch u while
The next poem is holding her
In it's grip
But when u fuck up...
When u fuck up
U'll be verbally slashed
Ur ego will be lyrically trashed
U'll learn about those annoying habits
U never knew u had
When she writes u that 'warning' poem
In which she tells u
Metaphorically
How she wants to
Cut of ur dick, slash it up in pieces and
Feed it to the dog that u gave her
For ur first anniversary
U take that shit literally
And one year later
When she writes about
The best friend she ever had
And how u broke her heart
When u grew apart
U'll know u did just that
And u will realize that
Dating a poet
Wasnt that bad
Copyright 2008 Poetic Seraph
Never date a poet
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I was at dinner with a friend of mine yesterday evening and I told her the same thing...then I get on AHH and I see it done the way only a poet can!
Poetic seraph, this is a timeless piece!
Great writing!
Poetic seraph, this is a timeless piece!
Great writing!

yes that, was hard, it gave me a oouch!! feeling...How she wants to
Cut of ur d*ck, slash it up in pieces and
Feed it to the dog that u gave her....

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This is AWESOME..
Made me smile, giggle, blush and, finally holla "Yayyy!" in excitement... in front of about 9 other very serious looking people in the internet cafe lol.. This one's for the books!
Lovely, PS
bless
Made me smile, giggle, blush and, finally holla "Yayyy!" in excitement... in front of about 9 other very serious looking people in the internet cafe lol.. This one's for the books!
Lovely, PS

bless
I still can't get enough of this work. It's timeless and thought-provoking!
I'm a poet myself and I do feel that my ability to empathise and put myself in other people's shoes means that I am more emotional and sensitive than other people.
It's a gift and a curse at the same time but hey, I wouldn't trade in my gift for anything in the world!
Poetic Seraph, I doff my hat to you!
I'm a poet myself and I do feel that my ability to empathise and put myself in other people's shoes means that I am more emotional and sensitive than other people.
It's a gift and a curse at the same time but hey, I wouldn't trade in my gift for anything in the world!
Poetic Seraph, I doff my hat to you!
damn u flipped it hard u know..cool punchWhen u f*ck up
U'll be verbally slashed
EHH
Ur ego will be lyrically trashed
C'mon
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Overall the piece was Ok,i liked it much, can't really quote cuz the whole drop was OK...real thing's goin on..nice topic,interesting piece.
well. emmmmmmmmmmm i dunno about dating a poet but it sound like something i would love to try. the piece was good.. very goo. keep inking!

LoL! Yea, poets are qutie complex people...but personaly, the best people to date are artists or musicians or poets!! :mrgreen:
...u learn more, u feel more, and they are people you will neva 4get... 8)
nice one!
1love poets!!
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with a poet you always get triple the dosage you would get from anybody and truth is they would never tell you they love you unless they meant it. poets are real...give me a poet any day
I love it man... If you have ever dated a poet, you'll know that Poetic Seraph ain't lying... I love this piece, so true... poetic Seraph, you're a poet right? Can i date you?
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