lamest lines u've heard on a naija song...

[zero]

...here goes...

"i used to fornicate,some times i masturbate.." -rooftop emcees on shock therapy...like WTF?

"i'm black masquerade to poor kerosine & let it burn"- thorobred's 2nd guy on streethop. (i kinda think i didn't hear well...even though i took it back like 5 times)

"...every body on d street just swing to the beat like primates -elajoe (thorobreds) on streethop...click on primates to c a definition.

"...guaranteed to keep it rocking like tic tac toe -S.I.D on who am i

"u've got the lemon & d torch, i've got the lime light- mode 9...elbow room

"it was insults i took with a pinch of salt & a bottle of malt"- ruggedman on peace or war.

i'd put up any more i notice...feel free to argue & post urs..[/b]

[braniaccombs]

zero,u practically stole d lines of ma hands.."swing to dis like pirates"..it is extra lame...

"i 'm not insane,i'm just singin in d freakin rain"..rugged on 1 of dose tracks on his album...d line make no sense,he just wanted to rhyme wit da previous lines.

sokoto is just anoder state like france...JEEZ...jjc on kilonshele

[zero]

[quote name="braniaccombs"]zero,u practically stole d lines of ma hands.."swing to dis like pirates"..it is extra lame...

"i 'm not insane,i'm just singin in d freakin rain"..rugged on 1 of dose tracks on his album...d line make no sense,he just wanted to rhyme wit da previous lines.

sokoto is just anoder state like france...JEEZ...jjc on kilonshele[/quote] [email protected] stealing ur lines...i can say the same for jjc & ruggedman line...GMTA!

[zero]

" i bubble like detergent or liquid soap?"- pherowshuz on "na di gbedu"

[bobjay]

most of the lamest i've heard will be from Ruggedman

Like holy ghost, i fire- ruggedman on a song like that with 2 shots and cash11

u make me trip like person wey dey go journey- ruggeman on mr. kool workdat remix.

lyrics push me and i push lyrics- ruggedman on shitta anthem

and a host of others i will post as soon as i remember em.

i make emcees relocate like quit notice - pheroshuz

all these are really lame

[kyt]

I'm live like NEPA when i'm on that rewind selecta - eldee on watch me

[rymeattaq]

ma cell phone make more noiz than ur whole crew put togeda................b- ellect on streethop



i keep it real like a slap to ur taste like a sour taste 2 ur mouth luv 2 make a girl shout............ruggeedman on baraje

ive neva heard a line as stupid as



..........disapear like piaaaan............terry d rapman on na beans

[meddal]

which kain life wey be this

wey someone go dey fish trouble

dey hustle dey BUBBLE for jungle,no be for DOUBLE

na de same girl wey i hustle, na she be trouble

who be that babe wey dey FUMBLE

may she go sef.

why why why i go cry.......................

Psquare - Say your love

[stan]

hmm.....i guess the lames gat to be from rugged man....

flex in da pool inside the pool oustide the pool pool..bla..bla.. :x BARAJE

EVEN IF U EAT TWO PLATE OF BEANS U CAN MESS WITH DIS...terry

u gat a new mobile phone and a second hand charger......... MODENINE

we riase frm siccle to plants crush competion like ants..... OBIWON

I DONT LAND A T THE AIRPORT I CALL IT THE CLAY POT THEREFORE I DONT WANNA HEAR MORE....................JAY -Z EXCUSS ME MISS.......sorry i gat to ad dat!!!!

[abbeymum]

Turn my volume under ten,

To keep my speakers from busting,

If them people come rushin,

Can't say I froze,

Won't open the doors,

Bout time they caught up,

I done exposed of my outer clothes,

Car in tha garage,

I say good God,

My day was hard,

Call two freaks up for tha ménage trios,